Jokes about Food

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Kids Food Jokes

Q When do you stop at green and go at red?

A When you're eating a watermelon!

Q Why did the tomato blush?

A It saw the salad dressing!

Thanks, Corey!

Q What kind of soup never gets hot?

A Chili

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange Who
Orange you glad
I didn't say banana?

What did the tomato say to the other?
you go ahead I'll ketchup
Thanks, Laura!
by hazel,(america)

Ketchup and Mustard were having a race. Ketchup was in front and said to the mustard "Kets up Kets up!" Mustard replied and said "Must turd Must turd!"
by Jill
(Torrington, Wyoming)

Two tomatoes were in a bit of a hurry running down the street, when one fell over. One of them said to the other, "Shall I wait for you?" The other replied, "No, don't worry, I'll ketchup!"

Thanks, Rachel!

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