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Q When do you stop at green and go at red?

A When you're eating a watermelon!

Q Why did the tomato blush?

A It saw the salad dressing!

Thanks, Corey!
Q What kind of soup never gets hot?

A Chili
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange you glad
I didn't say banana?

Thanks, Laura!
Two tomatoes were in a bit of a hurry running down the street, when one fell over. One of them said to the other, "Shall I wait for you?" The other replied, "No, don't worry, I'll ketchup!"

Thanks, Rachel!
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